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The snow fell gently over the isolated little town of South Park, masking everything in a pure, undisturbed, white coat. No one ventured outside into the bitter wind, not just because it bit and stung their noses and ears, but because tonight was the night of the two biggest New Years Eve parties South Park will ever see. Only one of these parties was known to the adults. The other party was held by none other than Eric Cartman, the fat racist boy, in his house while his mother was off at the adult's party. Everyone was invited. EVERYONE. Even Pip came. The only one missing right now was…lo and behold, the root of all Cartman's jokes, t